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There are certain jobs in dog ownership that sound simple until you actually try to do them.

Trimming nails, for example.

Giving a bath to a dog who has decided water is a constitutional violation.

And then there is brushing your dog’s teeth, which sounds like a peaceful little health routine until you are standing in the in the bathroom, holding a toothbrush while your dog looks at you as if you have joined a criminal organization.

Still, dental hygiene matters. A lot.

We tend to think of dog teeth as these rugged, self-cleaning tools designed for chewing bones, stealing toast, and dismantling squeaky toys with surgical precision. But dogs can get plaque, tartar, inflamed gums, bad breath, loose teeth, and painful dental disease just like people can. The difference is that dogs are very good at hiding discomfort. A dog may keep eating even with a sore mouth because, frankly, supper is supper and principles only go so far.

That means we have to pay attention before things get obvious.

Bad breath is one sign, although “dog breath” has been unfairly normalized over the years. If your dog’s breath could peel wallpaper, that is not charm. Red gums, bleeding, pawing at the mouth, chewing on one side, dropping food, or suddenly refusing hard treats can also be clues that something is going on. And if you see any of those signs, that is vet territory, not “let’s scrub harder” territory.

At home, though, there is a lot we can do.

The gold standard is brushing with a dog toothbrush and dog toothpaste. A soft-bristled dog toothbrush can work very well, especially if your dog is introduced to it slowly. Some brushes have a long handle. Some fit over your finger. Some are tiny enough for little mouths. The best brush is not necessarily the fanciest one. It is the one your dog will actually tolerate without planning revenge.

The key is to start small. Let your dog lick a bit of toothpaste first. Then lift the lip for one second. Then touch one tooth. Then celebrate as if your dog just won Best in Show, discovered penicillin, and filed your taxes.

This is not a wrestling match. You are building a habit. If your dog learns that tooth care means praise, treats, and a calm human, you have a chance. If your dog learns that tooth care means being pinned like a suspect in a police drama, you may never see that toothbrush again.

And yes, there are options besides a traditional brush.

A piece of gauze can work nicely as a gentle wipe. You wrap it around your finger, add dog-safe toothpaste, and rub along the outside surfaces of the teeth, especially near the gumline. You are not trying to sandblast the dog. You are disrupting plaque before it has a chance to settle in and become a bigger problem.

This is what we do with Biscuit.

Biscuit used to be brushed with a toothbrush, but one day the brush must have touched a sore spot on her gum. That was enough. Biscuit, who has never forgotten a single injustice in her life, decided the toothbrush had betrayed her. From that moment on, the brush was no longer a grooming tool. It was evidence.

So now Biscuit gets her teeth cleaned with a 2-inch by 2-inch gauze pad and an enzymatic dog toothpaste. The gauze is softer, easier to control, and less intimidating for her. She still gives me a look that says, “I am cooperating under protest,” but she allows it. In Biscuit terms, that is a glowing endorsement.

Dog toothpaste comes in different types and flavours. Poultry, beef, peanut butter, vanilla mint—apparently dogs have a more adventurous dental aisle than we do. The important thing is to use toothpaste made for dogs. Human toothpaste is not safe for them and should not be used.

Enzymatic toothpaste is a popular option because it is designed to help reduce plaque-forming bacteria and slow plaque buildup. It still works best when paired with some physical action, like brushing or wiping with gauze, but it can be a helpful part of the routine.

There are also dental chews, dental diets, water additives, and wipes. These can be useful, especially for dogs who are not ready for brushing every day. But I think of them as helpers, not a complete replacement. Chewing may help scrape some surfaces, but it will not politely clean every tooth and gumline like a tiny hygienist.

And of course, home care does not replace veterinary dental care. Your vet can examine the mouth properly, spot problems we might miss, and tell you whether a professional cleaning is needed. If your dog has pain, swelling, bleeding, loose teeth, or sudden changes in eating, do not try to solve that with a new toothpaste flavour.

The best dental routine is the one you can actually maintain. Daily is ideal. A few times a week is better than surrendering entirely. One tooth today is better than a full battle that ends with everyone emotionally damaged.

Start gently. Be patient. Use the right tools. Reward generously.

And if your dog gives you a suspicious look while you wipe their teeth with gauze, just remember: in their mind, you are doing something deeply weird.

You are also doing something deeply important.

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Today’s Question: “Cricket, why does my dog’s breath smell so bad sometimes? Is it just because dogs are dogs?”

Cricket’s Answer:
Excellent question.

And no, “because dogs are dogs” is not technically a scientific explanation, even though Biscuit has tried to use that answer on several occasions.

Dog breath usually smells bad because of bacteria. Dogs use their mouths for everything. They eat with them, carry toys with them, lick mysterious things with them, and occasionally investigate items that polite society would prefer not to discuss.

Over time, bacteria can build up on the teeth and gums. When that bacteria mixes with food particles and saliva, it forms a sticky film called plaque. If plaque stays there too long, it can harden into tartar. Tartar gives bacteria a nice place to hide, which can lead to inflamed gums, dental disease, and breath that could knock over a houseplant.

Some dog breath is normal. If your dog just ate supper or chewed something questionable in the yard, there may be temporary consequences. But if the smell is very strong, constant, or suddenly much worse, that can be a clue that something is going on in the mouth.

That is why brushing, wiping with gauze, dental chews, and regular vet checks are important. The goal is not to give your dog minty-fresh movie-star breath. The goal is to keep plaque from turning into a bigger problem.

Also, dogs cannot brush their own teeth.

Kevin tried once. He ended up mauling his tennis ball.

So the humans are in charge. 🐾

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Biscuit turns 6! … or is that 1? Problems with being born on February 29th. See our latest on YouTube!

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Before you go: Food puzzles, Kongs and snuffle mats – give your dog a job and calm their brain. Greg Burke

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